Ok. First: reason for this. He called me a fat whore, and I told himI might have to take a trip down to UD and slap him on the wrist.He took this as a challenge, and struggled his brains out, trying to get to surface. I tried talking him out of it, but he wouldnt hear of it.So here you have it:Uroboros The Chieftain of the Horde              vs.   Mayhem the Battle MasterMayhem arrives from the east.Mayhem bows.smileYou smile.> saveSaving...> Mayhem asks: hang on a sec?'again...are you sure?You ask: again...are you sure?> savelSaving...> It is night and the moon is not up.Road : Between Shadowfall and Oceania   You are standing on a dark road to the northwest of Shadowfall. You cannotsee much, but you hear the shuffling of feet around you.  You look to theground and see your shadow and cringe.  It is so dark that in putting your handout in front of you, you can barely make out your fingers.  This is definitelyan eerie place.Pleasantly warm autumn night with light cloud cover.There are two obvious exits : west and east.Mayhem and Three Bandits are here.> 4Mayhem the duergar.He is in excellent condition.Wielding : a Rock Splitter.Holding : a Shield of Grimbrand.Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a          great helm.> [Ack left the MUD]> saveSaving...> [Antione enters FR-MUD]The sun rises above the horizon and greets you for a new day.saveSaving...> lRoad : Between Shadowfall and Oceania   You are now standing on a barren highway, just to the west of the gates ofthe city of Shadowfall.  To the west, the road continues and then turnsnorthwest and heads towards Oceania.  To the north on the horizon, you can makeout the snow covered peaks of the Shadowfall Mountains.  A few dead branchesand twigs litter the ground, blowing about in the wind.Pleasantly warm autumn day with light cloud cover.There are two obvious exits : west and east.Mayhem and Three Bandits are here.> [Deigo left the MUD]> Mayhem says: sure Im sureMayhem smiles.'what's up?You ask: what's up?> savelSaving...> Road : Between Shadowfall and Oceania   You are now standing on a barren highway, just to the west of the gates ofthe city of Shadowfall.  To the west, the road continues and then turnsnorthwest and heads towards Oceania.  To the north on the horizon, you can makeout the snow covered peaks of the Shadowfall Mountains.  A few dead branchesand twigs litter the ground, blowing about in the wind.Pleasantly warm autumn day with light cloud cover.There are two obvious exits : west and east.Mayhem and Three Bandits are here.> Mayhem says: Ill startgrinYou grin.> > Mayhem draws a bead on you and hurtles head first towards your groin, yellingsomething traditionally dwarven.3You grab Mayhem into a deathly grip.> You are attacked by Mayhem.Mayhem struggles against you.Mayhem says: heiYou squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You are bearhugging and cannot attack!You are bearhugging and cannot attack!smileMayhem struggles against you.You smile.> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You are bearhugging and cannot attack!You are bearhugging and cannot attack!Mayhem says: I should start4Mayhem struggles against you.Mayhem the duergar.He is in very good shape.Wielding : Mayhem.Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a          great helm.> 'you didYou say: you did> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You are bearhugging and cannot attack!Mayhem struggles against you.You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You are bearhugging and cannot attack!Mayhem struggles against you.You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.4You are bearhugging and cannot attack!You are bearhugging and cannot attack!Mayhem the duergar.He is in good shape.Wielding : Mayhem.Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a          great helm.> Mayhem struggles against you.You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You are bearhugging and cannot attack!Mayhem struggles against you.You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You are bearhugging and cannot attack!alias 7 release mayhemAdded alias '7'.> Mayhem struggles against you.4Mayhem the duergar.He is in good shape.Wielding : Mayhem.Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a          great helm.> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You are bearhugging and cannot attack!You are bearhugging and cannot attack!Mayhem struggles against you.4Mayhem the duergar.He is in good shape.Wielding : Mayhem.Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a          great helm.> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You are bearhugging and cannot attack!You are bearhugging and cannot attack!Mayhem struggles against you.4Mayhem the duergar.He is in good shape.Wielding : Mayhem.Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a          great helm.> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You are bearhugging and cannot attack!Mayhem struggles against you.Mayhem breaks out of your grip![Deigo enters FR-MUD]3You grab Mayhem into a deathly grip.> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You are bearhugging and cannot attack!4Mayhem struggles against you.Mayhem the duergar.He is in fine shape.Wielding : Mayhem.Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a          great helm.> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You are bearhugging and cannot attack!You are bearhugging and cannot attack!Mayhem struggles against you.4Mayhem the duergar.He is in fine shape.Wielding : Mayhem.Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a          great helm.> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You are bearhugging and cannot attack!You are bearhugging and cannot attack!Mayhem struggles against you.4Mayhem the duergar.He is in fine shape.Wielding : Mayhem.Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a          great helm.> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.Mayhem struggles against you.humYou hum a merry tune.> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You are bearhugging and cannot attack!3You cannot do this right now.> Mayhem struggles against you.4Mayhem the duergar.He is in fine shape.Wielding : Mayhem.Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a          great helm.> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You are bearhugging and cannot attack!You are bearhugging and cannot attack!Mayhem struggles against you.You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You are bearhugging and cannot attack!4Mayhem the duergar.He is in reasonable shape.Wielding : Mayhem.Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a          great helm.> Mayhem struggles against you.[Ramala left the MUD]You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.Mayhem struggles against you.4Mayhem the duergar.He is in reasonable shape.Wielding : Mayhem.Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a          great helm.> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You are bearhugging and cannot attack!You are bearhugging and cannot attack!Mayhem struggles against you.You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You are bearhugging and cannot attack!4Mayhem the duergar.He is in reasonable shape.Wielding : Mayhem.Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a          great helm.> Mayhem struggles against you.You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You are bearhugging and cannot attack!Mayhem asks: should I just stand here?Mayhem struggles against you.You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You are bearhugging and cannot attack!nod happYou nod happily.> 4Mayhem struggles against you.Mayhem the duergar.He is in reasonable shape.Wielding : Mayhem.Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a          great helm.> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You are bearhugging and cannot attack!Mayhem struggles against you.Mayhem says: this was boring4You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You are bearhugging and cannot attack!You are bearhugging and cannot attack!Mayhem the duergar.He is in decent shape.Wielding : Mayhem.Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a          great helm.> Mayhem chuckles politely.Mayhem struggles against you.agree happYou agree happily.> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You are bearhugging and cannot attack!You are bearhugging and cannot attack!4Mayhem the duergar.He is in decent shape.Wielding : Mayhem.Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a          great helm.> Mayhem struggles against you.You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You are bearhugging and cannot attack!Mayhem struggles against you.You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.4Mayhem the duergar.He is not in good shape.Wielding : Mayhem.Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a          great helm.> Mayhem struggles against you.You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You are bearhugging and cannot attack!You are bearhugging and cannot attack!Mayhem says: release me and let me bashMayhem struggles against you.grinYou squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You are bearhugging and cannot attack!You are bearhugging and cannot attack!You grin.> 7You release Mayhem from the bearhug.> Mayhem struggles against you.Mayhem draws a bead on you and hurtles head first towards your groin, yellingsomething traditionally dwarven.You headbutt Mayhem for 12 HPs.Mayhem hits you harmlessly with his Rock Splitter.Mayhem sprints towards you at a terrible pace...4Mayhem the duergar.He is not in good shape.Wielding : a Rock Splitter.Holding : a Shield of Grimbrand.Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a          great helm.> You knee Mayhem in the Rhinestone Gauntlets for 12 HPs.You knee Mayhem in the right leg for 14 HPs.4Mayhem the duergar.He is in fair shape.Wielding : a Rock Splitter.Holding : a Shield of Grimbrand.Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a          great helm.> Mayhem misses you with his Rock Splitter.A maddened Battlerager headbutts you just below the belt. ITHURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HP: -20 from max GP: Alot from maxwooYou are stunned and cannot attack!You are stunned and cannot attack!You are stunned and cannot attack!You are stunned and cannot attack!You shake off the effects of the stun.You woo in great pleasure!> Mayhem flexes his muscles.3Mayhem hits you harmlessly with his Rock Splitter.You grab Mayhem into a deathly grip.> 4You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.You are bearhugging and cannot attack!You are bearhugging and cannot attack!Mayhem the duergar.He is in poor shape.Wielding : Mayhem.Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a          great helm.> Mayhem struggles against you.Mayhem breaks out of your grip!Mayhem says: ops4Mayhem the duergar.He is in poor shape.Wielding : a Rock Splitter.Holding : a Shield of Grimbrand.Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a          great helm.> You knee Mayhem in the great helm for 9 HPs.You punch Mayhem in the Gold Fullplate for 10 HPs.4Mayhem the duergar.He is in poor shape.Wielding : a Rock Splitter.Holding : a Shield of Grimbrand.Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a          great helm.> Mayhem misses you with his Rock Splitter.Mayhem says: u kill meMayhem pouts.4You knee Mayhem in the left hand for 8 HPs.Mayhem the duergar.He is in bad shape.Wielding : a Rock Splitter.Holding : a Shield of Grimbrand.Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a          great helm.> Mayhem leaves east.[Mefoninkoq enters FR-MUD]You are hunting Mayhemwave maYou wave to Mayhem.> west> You are dazzled by the light.Road : Between Shadowfall and OceaniaThere are two obvious exits : northwest and east. [nw,e].> northwest> Road : Between Shadowfall and Oceania [w,se].Three Bandits are here.> Mayhem waves to you.west> You are dazzled by the light.Road : Between Shadowfall and OceaniaThere are two obvious exits : northwest and east. [nw,e].> northwest> > Road : Between Shadowfall and Oceania [n,w,se].Three Bandits are here.> west> You are dazzled by the light.Road : Between Shadowfall and OceaniaThere are two obvious exits : northwest and east. [nw,e].> northwest> > Road : Between Shadowfall and Oceania [w,se].Ruffian and Bandit are here.> west> You are dazzled by the light.Road : Between Shadowfall and OceaniaThere are three obvious exits : northwest, north and east. [nw,n,e].> northwest> > Road : Between Shadowfall and Oceania [w,se].Three Bandits are here.> west> Road : Between Shadowfall and Oceania [nw,e].Two Bandits are here.> northwest> > The Crossroads [se,w,s,n,sw].> sh was it worth it?Uroboros shouts: was it worth it?> save> Saving...> Mayhem tells you: ok so your bufferagree comp maYou agree completely with Mayhem.> (I offered a vote to go kill him, but opinions were mixedand I thought him a good sport, after all, he had spent almost an hour trying to get to surface. So there you have it, sorry about no deaths and all, but it's all in a days work.)