Asper Stonereaver the male dwarf (Idle: 4)

You begin to cast sex change.
> 
A nimbus of power forms in front of you.
You shape the nimbus of power into a huge, glimmering pair of gardening shears.
You chant, 'switchum changeum'!
You send the glowing shears of power at Asper, who screams and suddenly 
looks to have lost something vital.


Asper Stonereaver the female dwarf (Idle: 11)
Asper Stonereaver the female dwarf

You tell Asper: sup >
Asper tells you:  chillin

Snooze and you might Lose :P