Haisk: The Haisk Boonies
You are somewhere around Haisk. But honestly, it's kind of a podunk town, so is anyone actually anywhere in Haisk. Nah, but there's some grass and trees and other generic shit here. Don't bother trying to look at them though, the builder didn't add them in the code.
There are no obvious exits, only obscure and obtuse ones.
Jalandhara grabs you in a meaty bearhug! IT STINKS, like most trolls does!
Jalandhara squeezes you, doing 1 hps damage! Jalandhara squeezes you, doing 1 hps damage! Jalandhara squeezes you, doing 1 hps damage! Jalandhara squeezes you, doing 1 hps damage! Jalandhara squeezes you, doing 1 hps damage! Jalandhara squeezes you, doing 1 hps damage! Jalandhara squeezes you, doing 1 hps damage!
You say: At this rate I'll probably idle out before I die...hurry this up!
Jalandhara squeezes you, doing 1 hps damage!
You say: At least the UD kills you quickly...
Jalandhara squeezes you, doing 1 hps damage!
You dry up.
You say: At least the UD kills you quickly, I can't tell what's dealing more damage to me, the hug or the smell.
Jalandhara squeezes you, doing 1 hps damage!
Jalandhara squeezes you, doing 1 hps damage!
Enla arrives from somewhere.
You say: Finally, some help for this poor guy, he's been trying to kill me forever now.
Enla says: I don't give a fuck what Raisa says, I do what I want. I DO WHAT I WANT!
Enla starts casting some spell or some shit.
You get hit by a hammer created by some Goddess that doesn't log on anymore.
Hp: -1000 Gps: 22/7
You're dead. But the pain has just begun, now you have to listen to Grimbrand prattle on endlessly. When will he stop talking? Who knows, but one thing you can count on, no one pays attention and even has a clue what he actually says.
--------------------------------======] Final Realms [======------------------------------- Tun Mro 5 16:41:30 1983 -----------------------------------------] Mortals [----------------------------------------- Abcdefg Hijklmno the female human Cannon Goboom the male human Cirus Miley the male dwarf Crapshoot (Newbie) the female orc Deception the female drow Ghost of Dhaboon the male human Draftbeer Twoforone the male human Enla the asexual gully dwarf Jalandhara the female troll Midrift the male elf Milian Naire the male elf Sanam the male lizard-man -------------------> There are ten mortals on Final Realms MUD right now. <------------------ >
Jalandhara tells you: There, that'll teach you to join a sig. But can you still tell me if you see UDers around, they can kill me pretty easily cause I'm average at this sort of thing.
---------This is exactly what happened as I saw it. If other logs appear, well, they are probably made up.
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