Ok. First: reason for this. He called me a fat whore, and I told him
I might have to take a trip down to UD and slap him on the wrist.
He took this as a challenge, and struggled his brains out, trying to 
get to surface. I tried talking him out of it, but he wouldnt hear of it.
So here you have it:

Uroboros The Chieftain of the Horde
              vs.
   Mayhem the Battle Master


Mayhem arrives from the east.

Mayhem bows.
smile
You smile.
> save
Saving...
> 

Mayhem asks: hang on a sec?
'again...are you sure?
You ask: again...are you sure?
> save
l
Saving...
> It is night and the moon is not up.
Road : Between Shadowfall and Oceania

   You are standing on a dark road to the northwest of Shadowfall. You cannot
see much, but you hear the shuffling of feet around you.  You look to the
ground and see your shadow and cringe.  It is so dark that in putting your hand
out in front of you, you can barely make out your fingers.  This is definitely
an eerie place.

Pleasantly warm autumn night with light cloud cover.
There are two obvious exits : west and east.
Mayhem and Three Bandits are here.
> 4
Mayhem the duergar.
He is in excellent condition.
Wielding : a Rock Splitter.
Holding : a Shield of Grimbrand.
Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a
          great helm.

> 
[Ack left the MUD]
> save
Saving...
> 
[Antione enters FR-MUD]
The sun rises above the horizon and greets you for a new day.
save
Saving...
> 
l
Road : Between Shadowfall and Oceania

   You are now standing on a barren highway, just to the west of the gates of
the city of Shadowfall.  To the west, the road continues and then turns
northwest and heads towards Oceania.  To the north on the horizon, you can make
out the snow covered peaks of the Shadowfall Mountains.  A few dead branches
and twigs litter the ground, blowing about in the wind.

Pleasantly warm autumn day with light cloud cover.
There are two obvious exits : west and east.
Mayhem and Three Bandits are here.
> 

[Deigo left the MUD]

> 
Mayhem says: sure Im sure

Mayhem smiles.
'what's up?
You ask: what's up?
> save
l
Saving...
> Road : Between Shadowfall and Oceania

   You are now standing on a barren highway, just to the west of the gates of
the city of Shadowfall.  To the west, the road continues and then turns
northwest and heads towards Oceania.  To the north on the horizon, you can make
out the snow covered peaks of the Shadowfall Mountains.  A few dead branches
and twigs litter the ground, blowing about in the wind.

Pleasantly warm autumn day with light cloud cover.
There are two obvious exits : west and east.
Mayhem and Three Bandits are here.
> 
Mayhem says: Ill start
grin
You grin.
> 

> Mayhem draws a bead on you and hurtles head first towards your groin, yelling
something traditionally dwarven.
3
You grab Mayhem into a deathly grip.
> You are attacked by Mayhem.
Mayhem struggles against you.

Mayhem says: hei
You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
smile
Mayhem struggles against you.
You smile.
> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!

Mayhem says: I should start
4
Mayhem struggles against you.
Mayhem the duergar.
He is in very good shape.
Wielding : Mayhem.
Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.
Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a
          great helm.

> 'you did
You say: you did
> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
Mayhem struggles against you.
You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
Mayhem struggles against you.
You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
4
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
Mayhem the duergar.
He is in good shape.
Wielding : Mayhem.
Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.
Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a
          great helm.

> Mayhem struggles against you.
You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
Mayhem struggles against you.
You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
alias 7 release mayhem
Added alias '7'.
> Mayhem struggles against you.
4
Mayhem the duergar.
He is in good shape.
Wielding : Mayhem.
Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.
Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a
          great helm.

> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
Mayhem struggles against you.
4
Mayhem the duergar.
He is in good shape.
Wielding : Mayhem.
Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.
Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a
          great helm.

> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
Mayhem struggles against you.
4
Mayhem the duergar.
He is in good shape.
Wielding : Mayhem.
Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.
Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a
          great helm.

> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
Mayhem struggles against you.
Mayhem breaks out of your grip!

[Deigo enters FR-MUD]
3
You grab Mayhem into a deathly grip.
> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
4
Mayhem struggles against you.
Mayhem the duergar.
He is in fine shape.
Wielding : Mayhem.
Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.
Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a
          great helm.

> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
Mayhem struggles against you.
4
Mayhem the duergar.
He is in fine shape.
Wielding : Mayhem.
Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.
Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a
          great helm.

> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
Mayhem struggles against you.
4
Mayhem the duergar.
He is in fine shape.
Wielding : Mayhem.
Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.
Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a
          great helm.

> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
Mayhem struggles against you.
hum
You hum a merry tune.
> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
3
You cannot do this right now.
> Mayhem struggles against you.
4
Mayhem the duergar.
He is in fine shape.
Wielding : Mayhem.
Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.
Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a
          great helm.

> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
Mayhem struggles against you.
You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
4
Mayhem the duergar.
He is in reasonable shape.
Wielding : Mayhem.
Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.
Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a
          great helm.

> Mayhem struggles against you.

[Ramala left the MUD]
You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
Mayhem struggles against you.

4
Mayhem the duergar.
He is in reasonable shape.
Wielding : Mayhem.
Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.
Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a
          great helm.

> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
Mayhem struggles against you.
You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
4
Mayhem the duergar.
He is in reasonable shape.
Wielding : Mayhem.
Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.
Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a
          great helm.

> Mayhem struggles against you.
You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!

Mayhem asks: should I just stand here?
Mayhem struggles against you.
You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
nod happ
You nod happily.
> 4
Mayhem struggles against you.
Mayhem the duergar.
He is in reasonable shape.
Wielding : Mayhem.
Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.
Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a
          great helm.

> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
Mayhem struggles against you.

Mayhem says: this was boring
4
You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
Mayhem the duergar.
He is in decent shape.
Wielding : Mayhem.
Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.
Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a
          great helm.

> 
Mayhem chuckles politely.
Mayhem struggles against you.
agree happ
You agree happily.
> You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
4
Mayhem the duergar.
He is in decent shape.
Wielding : Mayhem.
Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.
Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a
          great helm.

> Mayhem struggles against you.
You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
Mayhem struggles against you.
You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
4
Mayhem the duergar.
He is not in good shape.
Wielding : Mayhem.
Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.
Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a
          great helm.

> Mayhem struggles against you.
You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!

Mayhem says: release me and let me bash
Mayhem struggles against you.
grin
You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
You grin.
> 7
You release Mayhem from the bearhug.
> Mayhem struggles against you.
Mayhem draws a bead on you and hurtles head first towards your groin, yelling
something traditionally dwarven.
You headbutt Mayhem for 12 HPs.
Mayhem hits you harmlessly with his Rock Splitter.
Mayhem sprints towards you at a terrible pace...
4
Mayhem the duergar.
He is not in good shape.
Wielding : a Rock Splitter.
Holding : a Shield of Grimbrand.
Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a
          great helm.

> You knee Mayhem in the Rhinestone Gauntlets for 12 HPs.
You knee Mayhem in the right leg for 14 HPs.
4
Mayhem the duergar.
He is in fair shape.
Wielding : a Rock Splitter.
Holding : a Shield of Grimbrand.
Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a
          great helm.

> Mayhem misses you with his Rock Splitter.
A maddened Battlerager headbutts you just below the belt. IT
HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HP: -20 from max GP: Alot from max
woo
You are stunned and cannot attack!
You are stunned and cannot attack!
You are stunned and cannot attack!
You are stunned and cannot attack!
You shake off the effects of the stun.
You woo in great pleasure!
> 
Mayhem flexes his muscles.
3
Mayhem hits you harmlessly with his Rock Splitter.
You grab Mayhem into a deathly grip.
> 4
You squeeze Mayhem and he winces in pain.
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
You are bearhugging and cannot attack!
Mayhem the duergar.
He is in poor shape.
Wielding : Mayhem.
Holding : a Rock Splitter and a Shield of Grimbrand.
Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a
          great helm.

> Mayhem struggles against you.
Mayhem breaks out of your grip!

Mayhem says: ops
4
Mayhem the duergar.
He is in poor shape.
Wielding : a Rock Splitter.
Holding : a Shield of Grimbrand.
Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a
          great helm.

> You knee Mayhem in the great helm for 9 HPs.
You punch Mayhem in the Gold Fullplate for 10 HPs.
4
Mayhem the duergar.
He is in poor shape.
Wielding : a Rock Splitter.
Holding : a Shield of Grimbrand.
Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a
          great helm.

> Mayhem misses you with his Rock Splitter.

Mayhem says: u kill me

Mayhem pouts.
4
You knee Mayhem in the left hand for 8 HPs.
Mayhem the duergar.
He is in bad shape.
Wielding : a Rock Splitter.
Holding : a Shield of Grimbrand.
Wearing : a Rhinestone Gauntlets, a Gold Fullplate, a Ragged uniform and a
          great helm.

> 
Mayhem leaves east.


[Mefoninkoq enters FR-MUD]
You are hunting Mayhem
wave ma
You wave to Mayhem.
> west
> You are dazzled by the light.
Road : Between Shadowfall and Oceania
There are two obvious exits : northwest and east. [nw,e].
> northwest
> Road : Between Shadowfall and Oceania [w,se].
Three Bandits are here.
> 
Mayhem waves to you.
west
> You are dazzled by the light.
Road : Between Shadowfall and Oceania
There are two obvious exits : northwest and east. [nw,e].
> northwest
> > Road : Between Shadowfall and Oceania [n,w,se].
Three Bandits are here.
> west
> You are dazzled by the light.
Road : Between Shadowfall and Oceania
There are two obvious exits : northwest and east. [nw,e].
> northwest
> > Road : Between Shadowfall and Oceania [w,se].
Ruffian and Bandit are here.
> west
> You are dazzled by the light.
Road : Between Shadowfall and Oceania
There are three obvious exits : northwest, north and east. [nw,n,e].
> northwest
> > Road : Between Shadowfall and Oceania [w,se].
Three Bandits are here.
> west
> Road : Between Shadowfall and Oceania [nw,e].
Two Bandits are here.
> northwest
> > The Crossroads [se,w,s,n,sw].
> sh was it worth it?

Uroboros shouts: was it worth it?
> save
> Saving...
> 
Mayhem tells you: ok so your buffer

agree comp ma
You agree completely with Mayhem.
> 


(I offered a vote to go kill him, but opinions were mixed
and I thought him a good sport, after all, he had spent almost 
an hour trying to get to surface. So there you have it, sorry 
about no deaths and all, but it's all in a days work.)