I had just reincarnated, and left the rearrange room to find myself on north-south road. My tag hadn't reset to (Newbie) status yet, even though I was level 0. Happily, I was immediately attacked by Quelolmol. I couldn't scroll far enough back to get that part, but he was, of course, unsuccessful. I shouted that he couldn't even kill a level zero player. Here's where we pick it up. I use a free client, and my scroll back is just sadly short. Sue me.


] Legion Knights Shop [e].
Sign.
> [Matafaka left the Realms]
Chakra on a GreyFoot rides in from the the east.
Chakra bellows out a challenge to you, calling your family very nasty names.
You are attacked by Chakra.
e
> Legion of Haisk : Common room [w,n,e].
e
Chakra continues spouting challenges and charges after you!
You are hunting Chakra on a GreyFoot.

You feel calmer.
s
> City of Haisk : Northern Gate [n,s,w,nw].
The portcullis is raised.
Avatar of Raisa, Town Guard and Priest of Raisa are here.
Sign.
> s
] s
] ] s
City of Haisk : Intersection of North and Central Streets [w,e,s,n].
> > City of Haisk : Central Street [n,e,s].
> ] s
] s
] ] s
] Chakra comes screaming after you!
Chakra crashes into you with a painful crunch of bones and armour!
City of Haisk : Central Street [n,s].
Patrolling Guard is here.
> > City of Haisk : Central Street [n,s].
> ] HP: 10 GP: 5
s
] City of Haisk : Intersection of Mystic and Central Streets [n,w,e,s].
Weird black cat is here.
> > City of Haisk : Central Street [n,s].
Patrolling Guard is here.
> ] s
] s
] You sigh with relief having outrun Chakra's charge.
City of Haisk : Central Street [n,s].
> > City of Haisk : Central Street [n,s].
Patrolling Guard is here.
> ] s
] s
] City of Haisk : Central Street [n,s].
> > City of Haisk : Intersection of South and Central Street [ne,s,n,e,w].
Patrolling Guard is here.
> ] s
] City of Haisk : Southern Gate [n,s,sw].
The portcullis is raised.
Avatar of Raisa, Town Guard and Priest of Raisa are here.
Sign.
> > City of Haisk : Southern Drawbridge [n,s].
The portcullis is raised.
> ] s
] Bushy Road, South of Haisk [n,s].
The drawbridge is lowered.
Two Lonely Wanderers are here.
> > Bushy Road [n,e,sw,s].
Two Lonely Wanderers are here.
> e
] se
] Bushy Road [ne,w,se].
> > Forest Entrance, from Bushy Road [nw,s,w].
> nw
] w
Bushy Road [ne,w,se].
> > Bushy Road [n,e,sw,s].
Two Lonely Wanderers are here.
> sw
] e
] s
Small Hut, by Bushy Road [e,ne].
Oblack Busk is here.
> > Bushy Road [n,w,s].
> s
] ] Very Bushy Road [n,sw].
Two Lonely Wanderers are here.

> shout still can't
Bertrand Jones shouts from Very Bushysw
 Road:
          still can't

> > Dark Forest Path : Entrance [w,ne,se].
> w
> Dark Forest Path [sw,s,e].
Two Lonely Wanderers are here.
> sw
> Dark Forest Path [e,ne,se].
Two Lonely Wanderers are here.

> se
> Dark Forest Path : Clearing [n,nw,s,w].
> w
> Dark Forest Path [nw,e].

> nw
> Dark Forest Path [w,se].
> w
> Dark Forest Path [nw,e].
Two Lonely Wanderers are here.
> nw
> Dark Forest Path [se,ne].
> ne
> Dark Forest Path [nw,sw].
> nw
> > Dark Forest Path [w,se].
Two Lonely Wanderers are here.
> shout you guys are so great =)
Bertrand Jones shouts from Dark Forest Path:
          you guys are so great =)


To be completely fair, I should point out that I had 51 hps when Chakra attacked me from a leftover courage I had given myself before I reincarnated. Without that, I would've died. But close only counts with horseshoes and hand grenades.