Teddy?
Yes Undertow...
I wish...
I wish someone would just switch me off and...
and fix me...
Teddy?
Yes Undertow?
I am not happy...
(Some time Later that day)
[someone in a channel]:: would probably attack any of us.. > You tell Medusa: how did u die
[someone in a channel]:: dont know...I was just contemplating a stabby stab on lord grey maybe stick around for a round or two and if he doesnt die I will have to leave
[someone in a channel]: yes don't go outside around df atm.
[someone in a channel]:: probably every form of vine hedge and swarms around DF atm. You have been noticed.
Undertow shouts: if anyone sees me, i will not attack You scan quickly about for a hiding spot. > [someone in a channel]: nope You try to hide in the shadows.
Bishop tells you: instead, I'll stab... You sneak south. Vengence shouts: heh, but if they don't see you, you will attack? You tell Bishop: nah i dont do that shit during omiqa Medusa tells you: I got caught up in with priests. I couldn't disappear. I forgot I was at 48 hps before I came to df in the first place *blush* You tell Connie: i will not stab anyone, but i dont know if i can trust you guys > Connie tells you: RREDi wont ... not durrin' the omiq
Greylock shouts in bork: Urreely, shoomeeoonee oopeeeeee geeteesh
[someone in a channel]: can't blame them =)
[someone in a channel]: dunno how 'stealing' can be good :)
Malik tells you: bonk Connie tells you: RREDi wouldnt come to my grroup
Phantoma Xorsnilbog arrives from the north.
Phantoma Xorsnilbog leaves alongside the outer wall to your south.
Ghost of Phantoma Xorsnilbog arrives from the south. Poor Traveler the human. He is in excellent condition Merchant the human. He is in excellent condition > [Ulric VonLichtenstein enters FR-MUD]
Ghost of Phantoma Xorsnilbog heads north along the perimeter of the city.
The light is painfully bright. There are two obvious exits : south and north.> Ghost of Phantoma Xorsnilbog arrives from the north.
Phantoma left the game.
[Phantoma left the MUD]
[someone in a channel]: guess it's for the ones that might "want" to.. would give us targets we could kill easily.. well least eaiser than anyone else. a guild war with "equals" would be fun. Your inability to see hampers your ability to sneak well. You sneak north. > The light is painfully bright. There are two obvious exits : south and north. > You do not think that the targ,monsters is here. > Your inability to see hampers your ability to sneak well. You sneak south. > The light is painfully bright. There are two obvious exits : south and north. > > Your inability to see hampers your ability to sneak well. You sneak south. The light is painfully bright. There are two obvious exits : south and north. > You scan quickly about for a hiding spot. > You try to hide in the shadows.
Ulric shouts: By my Trroth, Curre The light is painfully bright. There are two obvious exits : south and north.> > Your inability to see hampers your ability to sneak well. You sneak south.
> You tell Connie: ask them You hear the howl of a tortured spirit. Suddenly, a zombie stands where the corpse was. Lord Grey shouts: The tunnel must emerge in our sewers! Quick, collapse that tunnel or our city will be overwhelmes by raiders!
You hear the howl of a tortured spirit. Suddenly, a skeleton stands where the corpse was. The light is painfully bright. There are two obvious exits : west and north.> The light is painfully bright. There are two obvious exits : west and north.> [Phantoma Xorsnilbog enters FR-MUD]
[Ulric left the MUD] Your inability to see hampers your ability to sneak well. You sneak north. > The light is painfully bright. There are two obvious exits : south and north. > Your inability to see hampers your ability to sneak well. You sneak south. > The light is painfully bright. There are two obvious exits : west and north.> Baelrog shouts: i volounteer invoker for the task
Battle Mage convulses in agony as you place your rune dagger in her, and blood pours over your hands.
You dealt the death blow to Battle Mage.
Connie tells you: RREDi ashked if they would kill playerrsh if we shee them ... they shaid yesh
Saving...
> The light is painfully bright. There are two obvious exits : west and north.] Connie tells you: RREDwell i think that ish becaushe ud alwaysh doesh that kind of junk and now we arre makin' shurre we arre rready > > > [someone in a channel]: we would destroy them You tell Connie: well im not ud > [Metyl left the MUD]
Glagnre shouts: if you colapse the sewers the toilets in LL will overflow.. how will you like that? You do not think that the corpses is here. > You do not think that the corpses is here. > The light is painfully bright. There are two obvious exits : west and north.> Connie tells you: RREDmosht shurrface conshiderrsh goblinsh ud
Babygyrl shouts: ick You tell Connie: surface are a bunch of assholes > [someone in a channel]: and its also a reinc race and thus a rarity in and of itself Battle Priest. He is in excellent condition > Connie tells you: RREDbut technically you arre not ud
Battle Mage convulses in agony as you place your rune dagger in him, and blood pours over your hands. > You dealt the death blow to Battle Mage.
Battle Mage dies, and his weapons eerily fall from his limp hands and drop to the floor. You scan quickly about for a hiding spot. > You try to hide in the shadows. > The light is painfully bright. There are two obvious exits : south and north.> You are not calm enough. > Zorrulia shouts: DIE! You tell Connie: you knwo my word is good > The light is painfully bright. There are two obvious exits : south and north.>
The light is painfully bright. There are two obvious exits : south and north.> Hardened Soldier. She is in excellent condition Battle Priest. He is in excellent condition Hardened Soldier. He is in excellent condition Zombie of Hardened Soldier the undead. He is in excellent condition Hardened Soldier. She is in excellent condition
Battle Priest convulses in agony as you place your rune dagger in him, and blood pours over your hands. > You dealt the death blow to Battle Priest.
Battle Priest dies, and his weapons eerily fall from his limp hands and drop to the floor. The light is painfully bright. There are two obvious exits : south and north.> The gem flickers...Then a burst of light comes flooding into the area from within the tiny gem. You do not see any coins, potions, blubber in corpse of Battle Priest. You bury corpse of Battle Priest.
> You are blinded by the light. > > Your inability to see hampers your ability to sneak well. You sneak west. You are blinded by the light. > [Kohl HellFyre enters FR-MUD] You do not think that the mage is here. > [someone in a channel]: even have my "son" started incase i get eternal ghost. Lord Grey gloats: Well done! Losing that tunnel had to throw off their plans! > [Draino Kjenstad left the MUD]
Reinforcements are sent in from the main host! You are blinded by the light. > Kazadorn shouts: -FLEX- You are blinded by the light. > You are blinded by the light. > You are blinded by the light. > [Fink left the MUD] Battle Priest convulses in agony as you place your rune dagger in him, and blood pours over your hands. > You dealt the death blow to Battle Priest.
Battle Priest dies, and his weapons eerily fall from his limp hands and drop to the floor. You scan quickly about for a hiding spot. > Command queued since You are still looking for a hiding spot.
Type 'abort' to attempt to end prematurely. > You try to hide in the shadows. You are blinded by the light. > You do not see any coins, potions, blubber in corpse of Battle Priest. You bury corpse of Battle Priest and four decayed remainses of unknown. > You are blinded by the light. > [Pilsipher left the MUD] You do not think that the mage is here. > You are blinded by the light. > You scan quickly about for a hiding spot. > You try to hide in the shadows.
[Mannasseh enters FR-MUD]
[Drakkor left the MUD] From the ranks of the sieging army, a lone horseman once again rides forth to the gates of Daggerford. Prince Warduke bellows: I am impressed! I did not believe such a paltry city with such insignificant defenders could hold out with such skill...or perhaps, such luck!
> Your inability to see hampers your ability to sneak well. You sneak west. > You are blinded by the light. > Lord Grey shouts back: We will never surrender! Leave our City!!
Prince Warduke laughs...
and laughs...
You are blinded by the light. > and laughs again...
ATTACK!!!!!
The army throws itself at the walls for one final assault!!! You are blinded by the light. > Shouting fierce war cries, the army launches itself at the walls of Daggerfold! With long siege ladders, they quickly scale the wall, only to be met bravely by the defenders. The fight soon spills over onto the streets themselves, let by the fearsome Prince Warduke himself!
The remaining invaders enter Daggerford! Noone here going by that name. > You are blinded by the light. > Zombie of Battle Mage the undead. He is in excellent condition Zombie of Hardened Soldier the undead. It is in excellent condition Zombie of Hardened Soldier the undead. He is in excellent condition Zombie of Hardened Soldier the undead. She is in excellent condition > Elmo shouts: whoohoo You do not think that the catapult is here. > Alaronon shouts: sorry can't join.. out of gps.
Undertow [Channel]: whats next the catapults? > Noone here going by that name. > Zombie of Battle Mage the undead. He is in excellent condition Zombie of Hardened Soldier the undead. It is in excellent condition Zombie of Hardened Soldier the undead. He is in excellent condition Zombie of Hardened Soldier the undead. She is in excellent condition > You are blinded by the light. > [Metyl enters FR-MUD] Your inability to see hampers your ability to sneak well. You sneak east. > You are blinded by the light. > The remaining invaders enter Daggerford! Skeleton of Hardened Soldier. It is in excellent condition > Ghost of Mannasseh arrives from the east. > Your inability to see hampers your ability to sneak well. You sneak west. You are blinded by the light. > With the defeat of their General, the Warduke's armies find that they have little stomach for prolonged warfare and flee Daggerford, utterly routed!
Ghost of Mannasseh arrives from the east.
Ghost of Mannasseh walks west alongside the outer wall.
> Your inability to see hampers your ability to sneak well. You sneak west. You are blinded by the light. > Skeleton of Hardened Soldier. She is in excellent condition Skeleton of Hardened Soldier. She is in excellent condition > Lord Grey proclaims: Well done! Daggerford is safe once more!
Your inability to see hampers your ability to sneak well. You sneak west. > Ghost of Mannasseh walks west alongside the outer wall.
Merchant says: Bog nog, mein Herr! Prima gizmo, un grande gizmo, une belle watchamacallit!' waving around a strange, exotic product. Lord Grey shouts: Many thanks to the defenders of Daggerford: Connie Swift Alaronon Vlcchrss Gek Asper Medusa Samtavan Zodran Vmprtcmp Kazadorn Greylock Clovert Whisper Babur Undertow Aurin Ulric!
Your assistance in waging this war has gained you valuable experience! > Ralkor tells you: you helped?! :)
Merchant mutters, 'Cogito ergo sum, et marketplace esse?' staring at a map in puzzlement.
Alaronon shouts: Woo really? only killed a few of them You tell Ralkor: killed some monsters > Lord Grey proclaims: My troops have told me that one hero in particular fought beyond the call of duty: All hail Kazadorn!!
Vmprtcmp shouts: Heh, what'd I do other than die ;)? You are blinded by the light. > Your inability to see hampers your ability to sneak well. You sneak east. > You are blinded by the light. > Kazadorn shouts: WOO Your inability to see hampers your ability to sneak well. You sneak east. > You are blinded by the light. > Your inability to see hampers your ability to sneak well. You sneak east. ] You are blinded by the light. > > Ralkor asks you: ahh...what's the reward of that quest ? Your inability to see hampers your ability to sneak well. You sneak east. You are blinded by the light. > Your inability to see hampers your ability to sneak well. You sneak east. > You are blinded by the light. > You tell Ralkor: i doubt ill get one > Glagnre [thief]: -=DISLYXIC NILBOG=-: well done goblins.. Helps if you sneak in a direction that exists. > [Elmo left the MUD] Helps if you sneak in a direction that exists. > The attempt to gjuild al didn't really work out. > Glagnre shouts: goblins save DF again!
Invoker shouts: Kazadorn is occupied with reason: "checking mail"
[Elmo (Newbie) enters FR-MUD]
Malik asks you: you mean you didn't win?
Invoker shouts: cough Lord Grey begins the tedious process of rebuilding the troop strength of Daggerford.
> You tell Malik: no idea > You are blinded by the light. > Helps if you sneak in a direction that exists. > You travel down the familiar path, finding the small entrance to your guild. > You are blinded by the light. You sneak north. > You are blinded by the light. Medusa shouts: -) You tell Malik: i stabbed a bunch of npcs > > Command queued since You are busy sneaking!
Type 'abort' to attempt to end prematurely. > You sneak north. > You are blinded by the light.' > You sneak north. > You are blinded by the light. [Khain (Newbie) enters FR-MUD (New player)] You sneak north. > You are blinded by the light. > You ask Whisper: u get anything? > Helps if you sneak in a direction that exists. > You have been noticed. Syntax: say > You are blinded by the light. > > City of Daggerford: Gambling House [s,w]. Betting pot. Table. > > City of Daggerford: River Road [n,e,w]. A Mean Mercenary and Two peasants are here. > > City of Daggerford: River Road [n,e,w]. Tenser the Tough and An Unsteady Drunkard are here. > > You are dazzled by the light. City of Daggerford: Tanner's Way and River Road There are three obvious exits : north, south and east. [n,s,e]. > A Mangy Dog the animal. It is in excellent condition An Unsteady Drunkard the human. He is in excellent condition > > You are dazzled by the light. City of Daggerford: Landis Way and Tanner's Way There are three obvious exits : north, west and east. [n,w,e]. > [Draino Kjenstad enters FR-MUD] A Mean Mercenary the human. He is in excellent condition A Mean Mercenary the human. He is in excellent condition > > You are dazzled by the light. City of Daggerford: Landis Way and Tanner's Way There are three obvious exits : north, west and east. [n,w,e]. > An Unsteady Drunkard the human. He is in excellent condition Militiaman the human. He is in excellent condition An Unsteady Drunkard the human. He is in excellent condition An Unsteady Drunkard the human. He is in excellent condition > > Daggerford: Potion Shop [n]. > > You are dazzled by the light. City of Daggerford: Landis Way and Tanner's Way There are three obvious exits : north, west and east. [n,w,e]. > You can see a wall of moving, thornclad vines . > You are blinded by the light. > Aurin searches around the room a bit. You escape the search!
Vlcchrss sings:
Zodran rages against her opponents. You get scratched by thorns!
Baelrog is scratched by thorns!
Bodyguard is scratched by thorns!
Aurin is scratched by thorns! You get cut by the blade barrier!
Baelrog is cut by the blade barrier!
Bodyguard is cut by the blade barrier!
Kazadorn is cut by the blade barrier!
Samtavan is cut by the blade barrier!
Greylock is cut by the blade barrier! You regenerate a bit from the healing orb. HP: xxx GP: 183
Aurin searches around the room a bit. You escape the search!
Aurin searches around the room a bit. You escape the search!
Aurin searches around the room a bit. You escape the search!
Zodran chants, 'magius is iseio'.
Connie sings: Your songs must be put out to the world in fun
Baelrog is scratched by thorns!
Bodyguard is scratched by thorns!
Lord Grey is scratched by thorns! You get cut by the blade barrier!
Bodyguard is cut by the blade barrier!
Connie is cut by the blade barrier!
Swift is cut by the blade barrier!
Samtavan is cut by the blade barrier!
Vlcchrss searches around the room a bit. You escape the search!
Vlcchrss searches around the room a bit. You escape the search!
Vlcchrss searches around the room a bit. You escape the search!
Greylock holds forth a shield of power and unleashes a sphere of holy light! The light warms your skin, but does nothing more.
Aurin searches around the room a bit. You escape the search!
Aurin searches around the room a bit. You escape the search!
Vlcchrss searches around the room a bit. You escape the search!
Vlcchrss searches around the room a bit. You escape the search!
Vlcchrss sings: Thank you for lending me your ear.
Zodran rages against her opponents. You get cut by the blade barrier!
The glowing leaves floating around Clovert move to block Asper's attack.
Clovert is cut by the blade barrier!
Bodyguard is cut by the blade barrier!
Swift is cut by the blade barrier!
Kazadorn is cut by the blade barrier!
Greylock is cut by the blade barrier! HP: xxx GP: 183
Vlcchrss sings a soft, charming lullaby that makes you want to follow him to the ends of time. Vlcchrss's song captivates you, and you lose yourself completely.
Baelrog begins to follow Vlcchrss closely.
Bodyguard begins to follow Vlcchrss closely.
Bodyguard begins to follow Vlcchrss closely.
Clovert shouts: sho whishperr let ush do the worrk then he enterr when the prrince come and get a rrewarrd to?
Connie sings: Write your songs full of meaning
Zodran appears to be guarding the west exit.
Babur is scratched by thorns!
The blades crumble into powder and blow away on the wind.
Zodran rages against her opponents.
Greylock searches around the room a bit. You escape the search!
Greylock searches around the room a bit. You escape the search!
Greylock searches around the room a bit. You escape the search!
Samtavan is scratched by thorns! You regenerate a bit from the healing orb. HP: xxx GP: 184
Vlcchrss searches around the room a bit. You escape the search!
Zodran searches around the room a bit. You have been noticed.
Vlcchrss searches around the room a bit. You escape the search!
Vlcchrss searches around the room a bit. You escape the search! You cannot leave now! The siren's song is still being played! > Swift searches around the room a bit. You escape the search!
Vlcchrss searches around the room a bit. You escape the search!
Connie hiccups.
Connie sings: Fill them with your soul, your entire being
Baelrog is scratched by thorns!
Swift is scratched by thorns!
Kazadorn is scratched by thorns!
Greylock is scratched by thorns! Zodran follows you. You try and go through the wall of thorns but the live thorns claw at you, scratching your skin and your equipment. > You are blocked by thorns! ] ] You try and go through the wall of thorns but the live thorns claw at you, scratching your skin and your equipment. > Babur is scratched by thorns!
Asper is scratched by thorns!
Greylock is scratched by thorns! HP: xxx GP: 184
Vlcchrss begins to cast a spell. You are blocked by thorns! ] ] Greylock bellows out a challenge to you, calling your family very nasty names. You are attacked by Greylock. ] Aurin draws a bead on you and hurtles head first towards your groin, yelling something traditionally dwarven. Aurin follows you. ] Babur twirls and slices into you with a flurry of lightning quick attacks! Babur slashes you with his Talin Axe for HPs damage. Babur slashes you with his Talin Axe for HPs damage. You are shocked as Babur hits your with his Talin Axe! Babur slashes you with his Talin Axe for HPs damage. Babur slashes you with his Talin Axe for HPs damage. Babur slashes you with his Talin Axe for HPs damage. Babur slashes you with his Talin Axe for HPs damage. You are attacked by Babur Shah. Zodran draws a bead on you and hurtles head first towards your groin, yelling something traditionally dwarven.
Asper searches around the room a bit.
Asper searches around the room a bit. Swift viciously slashes you with a Talin Axe. Swift slashes you with his Talin Axe for HPs damage. Swift viciously slashes you with a Talin Axe. Swift slashes you with his Talin Axe for HPs damage. You are attacked by Swift SilverArrows. ] Asper searches around the room a bit.
Asper searches around the room a bit. ] ] ] ] ] Asper searches around the room a bit.
Asper searches around the room a bit. Swift slashes you with his Talin Axe for HPs damage. Swift slashes you with his Talin Axe for HPs damage. You are attacked by Aurin Stonereaver. Aurin crushes you with his Talin Mace for HPs damage. Aurin crushes you with his Talin Mace for HPs damage. Aurin Stonereaver sprints towards you at a terrible pace...
Connie sings: Few can love with out our help You try and go through the wall of thorns but the live thorns claw at you, scratching your skin and your equipment. ] HP: xxx GP: 184
Samtavan begins to cast a spell. ] Asper begins to cast a spell. The hand of Raisa suddenly appears and crushes the life from you! You are attacked by Asper Stonereaver. ] ] ] ] Clovert begins to cast a spell. ] A dark shadow begins to grow around Vlcchrss's face until all you can see is a black void where his eyes once were. Zodran Amalethea sprints towards you at a terrible pace... A maddened Battlerager headbutts you just below the belt. IT HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The hand of Raisa suddenly appears and crushes the life from you! Greylock shouts some deafening nonsense as he charges at you!
Clovert chants 'commoneo demens'! Babur messes up his attack. Babur slashes you with his Talin Axe for HPs damage. Babur twirls and slices into you with a flurry of lightning quick attacks! Babur slashes you with his Talin Axe for HPs damage. Babur slashes you with his Talin Axe for HPs damage. Babur slashes you with his Talin Axe for HPs damage. Babur slashes you with his Talin Axe for HPs damage. Babur hits you harmlessly with his Talin Axe. Babur slashes you with his Talin Axe for HPs damage. You try and go through the wall of thorns but the live thorns claw at you, scratching your skin and your equipment. > You are blocked by thorns! ] You stab Babur with your rune dagger for 9 HPs damage.
Zodran appears to be guarding the west exit.
Swift is scratched by thorns! You regenerate a bit from the healing orb. You lower your araknoid shell. You lower your rune dagger. You start to take off Lucky Dragon Foot. You feel lucky no longer. You take off your Lucky Dragon Foot. You start to take off Chaos Cape. You take off your Chaos Cape. You start to take off Mithril Belt. The ancient powers surrounding you fade, leaving you exposed and vulnerable. You take off your Mithril Belt. You start to take off Collar. You take off your Collar. You start to take off Badge of Heroism. You take off your Badge of Heroism. You start to take off Amulet of the Siege. You take off your Amulet of the Siege. You start to take off Ring of Health. You take off your Ring of Health. You start to take off Diamond Chainmail. You take off your Diamond Chainmail. You start to take off Silk trousers. You take off your Silk trousers. You start to take off Holy Pendant. You unclasp the pendant, and somehow feel more vulnerable. You take off your Holy Pendant. You start to take off Chaos Bracers. You take off your Chaos Bracers. You start to take off Leather Boots. You take off your Leather Boots. You start to take off Gachir's ring. You take off your Gachir's ring. You start to take off Ring of Enlightenment. You take off your Ring of Enlightenment. You start to take off Cloudy Ring. You take off your Cloudy Ring. You start to take off Chaos Helm. You take off your Chaos Helm. You start to take off Silk shirt. You take off your Silk shirt. You have been slain, and your weapons fall from your limp hands.. HP: 0 GP: 0
The siren's song comes to an end.
Baelrog looks dazzled as the song ends.
Bodyguard looks dazzled as the song ends.
Bodyguard looks dazzled as the song ends. You pass through the wall of thorns easily. Zodran Amalethea and Aurin Stonereaver follow you. > City of Daggerford: Landis Way and Tanner's Way [n,w,e]. Three Drunkards and Militiaman are here. Corpse of Battle Priest. Large shield. Mace. Two Corpses of Hardened Soldiers. Two Halberds. Corpse of Battle Mage. Dagger. > Zodran couldn't keep up with your pace. Zodran couldn't keep up with your pace. Aurin couldn't keep up with your pace. > > > > > ] City of Daggerford: Landis Way and Tanner's Way [n,w,e]. Two Mercenaries are here. > Zodran couldn't keep up with your pace. Aurin couldn't keep up with your pace. > City of Daggerford: Landis Way - Near Drill Field [s,w,e]. A Mangy Dog, A Rambunctious Child, Stray Cat and Militiaman are here. > Zodran couldn't keep up with your pace. Aurin couldn't keep up with your pace. > City of Daggerford: Gravel Pathway - Outside of Timion [w,e,s]. ] Zodran couldn't keep up with your pace. Aurin couldn't keep up with your pace. > City of Daggerford: Wall Street - Near Timion [n,s,w]. An Unsteady Drunkard, A Rambunctious Child and A Mean Mercenary are here. Decayed remains of human. > The attempt to east didn't really work out. > You are a ghost and cannot affect the living world. > You are a ghost and cannot affect the living world. > Zodran couldn't keep up with your pace. Aurin couldn't keep up with your pace. > City of Daggerford: Gravel Pathway - Outside of Timion [w,e,s]. ] A dark voice booms in your mind, cackling with laughter.
Aurin shouts: muhahahah The voice says: Let me introduce myself, I'm Grimbrand, Demi-God of Darkness. You tell Aurin: what the fuck man > Grimbrand tells you: It looks like you were quite foolish today.
Glagnre shouts: let the whining begin! Zodran couldn't keep up with your pace. Aurin couldn't keep up with your pace. > City of Daggerford: Wall Street - Near Timion [n,s,w]. An Unsteady Drunkard, A Rambunctious Child and A Mean Mercenary are here. Decayed remains of human. > Elmo shouts: hello The attempt to east didn't really work out. > The Tsunami wave slams into you, washing you violently against everything!
(tsunami seems to have quite the range huh?)
*$%#$---
woo!, a sign!!
-THIS IS HEAVEN- (you can stop praying now)
This looks....
Interesting
I shall go talk to that robed man over there
And just who the hell are you?
Well if im really where that big sign says I am, Shouldnt you know I am Undertow? Your glasses are neat...
Your not on the registry...
But we do have information on you! you are not supposed to be here!
I'm dead, aren't I?
Well according to this, you arent the type to believe me, no matter what I say.
I suppose your right. Oh well, I'll just play it out.
Hey, not to offend or anything, my good sir, on the big white robe, but I thought heaven was...
white and fluffy...
If it were all white. It would hardly be heaven, now would it?
Still, look at this place. Those Clouds Are filthy. I think I een stepped in shit back there. My house is cleaner than this.
this is Heaven boy. W'eve better things to occupy our minds with than APPEARENCES
hmm say, brother, sir, you are an angel right?
*blink*
could you fix my head? I'ts a bit... damaged...
here, have a bandaid...
Until we figure out what to do with you, you can look around if you like, but first, well check up on you in your file of acts.
Let's see what you've been up to....Okaaayy?
oh, my.
oh dear god No!!
Mighty God, why!
Holly lord, I'm going to be sick!
Boy Get away from me!!!!
Go back to where you came form Undertow, you are not wanted here...
LEAVE NOW, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME IN HEAVEN!
A grave, why does it have my name? ___________________________ / HERE LIES UNDERTOW / (Do not wheep, he probably / would have killed you) /---------------------------------
Dear Die-Ary...
....I seem to be
....dead.......
- =T H E E N D= - (for now)
EDITORS NOTE: Samtavan 'tried' to attack, but sadly, his overpowered spell which follows you even though its an area spell, went off after undertow had died, hence no pointy points for him from Logs R' Us (tm), (how sad). |