Tale 179 told by Bishop on 05.05.03
Dilvish Delights

Dilvish came stumbling into Liam's Tavern the other day,
absent minded and muttering madly as arcane masters often do.
The old master wasn't very talkative, just kept muttering
to himself about losing some kind of a ring.
Musta been some special ring for him to be all flustered
like he was, but you know those mage types...
the slightest mishap and they whine all day about it.

Anyhow, I was about to buy him a pint when he
jumped up, muttered something about lava and blood,
then cursed Taniwha for building shrines in remote
darkness where danger lurks and the undead are abundant.

So, "Self", I said to m'self..."screw the mage!"
and bought myself TWO pints and a plate of shrooms!