Tale 103 told by Bishop on 28.11.2000
Fire and Ice

Two bards strutted in the other day humming a tune between
them.  Well, a few ruffians, figuring it'd be an easy take,
encircled them demanding their cash.  Well the bards' song
stepped up, one singing of a dragon, one of a bird.  The 
place got cool, then hot suddenly as fire and ice rained
from the sky engulfing the poor, helpless ruffians.  Well
when the smoke cleared (literally), there wasn't much left
except one of them, who stared adoringly at the bards and
followed them out of the place.  Quite impressive if you ask
me.