Tale 5 told by Taniwha on 28.11.2000
The important things in life ....

There's really nothing worse than wandering around in soggy 
chainmail. However even an inexperienced adventurer may seek to
uncover the secret of the .....

FLUFFY TOWEL...

Amaze your friends, astound your enemies,
beat the dreaded "Squelch".

As found in all the best hotels...
or even the very worst.