Tale 95 told by Zord on 28.11.2000
"Big" Problems

I dont get out of here much anymore, but I had occasion to visit old Shadowfall
a few days ago and found the tavern there filled with Orcan warriors.  I tell
you I have never seen so much hair and muscle in one room.  Each one of 
these creatures must have weighed over 300 pounds, and they were pounding 
down the ale like it was going to go bad any minute.

They didnt seem overly interested in scalping me at that given time so I 
bought a round of drinks and asked where they were headed.  Only one of 
them had any command of the common language at all and he was no wizard 
with words, but from what little I could make out they were headed back to 
some Orcan city in the mountains south of Perlan.  When I mentioned that 
I would like to come along to see the city this fellow felt my arm and 
growled something in Orc to his fellows and they all roared with laughter.

Well, insults aside this got me to thinking that these boys must think that 
you have be a real monster to get up there.